Michael J. Fox Goes In On Taylor Swift
Most of us slow clapped on Sunday night when Tina Fey jokingly told Taylor Swift to stay away from Michael J. Fox's son at the Golden Globes, because we could all see her setting her boy trap for his...
View ArticleIan Somerhalder And Grumpy Cat: Together At Last
I'll see your Tom Hardy with a pit bull puppy pics and raise you a pic of an Ian Somerhalder with Grumpy Cat. (I know, nothing beats Tom Hardy with a pit bull puppy, but I tried it.)Grumpy Cat (born...
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This Is Art: Sleeping Tilda
When I take a long nap in public, the police wake me up and tell me to put on my pants and go sober up at home. When the humanized form of a unicorn horn Tilda Swinton does it, people wait in line to...
View ArticleICYMI: Balki Bartokomous Goes Wild On A Local Morning News Show
Bronson Pinchot has already been declared an American treasure, because he was on Perfect Strangers, he openly talked shit about Tommy Girl and his show on the DIY Network is about as addictive as...
View ArticleAaaaaaand Now Here's A Palate Cleanser
Just ignore the picture of Robert Downey Jr. getting GOOP on his lips. Because Robert Downey Jr. is magic and knew that we needed a good retina cleansing after looking at a Sméagol suck the ick off of...
View ArticleBe Still My Heart: The Mysterious Beauty That Is Wendy Lynn
A photo agency's database is like an out-of-season garden. There's weeds, brown patches of grass and sad stretches of dirt everywhere, but if you keep looking your eyes will eventually land on a...
View ArticleAngelyne Takes A Tumble
The inventor of cement, the makers of wedge flip-flops, Sir Isaac Newton's estate, the paparazzo who shot this, Los Angeles County and who ever built that curb should all face felony charges for their...
View ArticleJeannie's Still Got It
As Elton John, Billy Clinton, a knocked up Fergie Ferg, a long-lost Kardashian named Conchita Wurst, Glamberace, Karolina Kurkova, Kelly Osbourne, Melanie Griffith, Hilary Swank, Amanda Lepore, Carmen...
View ArticleSir Patrick Stewart's Mouth Boldly Goes Where It Has Never Gone Before
Sir Patrick Stewart is 72 years old, has traveled the world and has probably dined in the fanciest restaurants and yet, he has never put his mouth on one of the planet's finest gourmet treasures: a...
View ArticleThe Prancing Wonder Behind Prancercise Finally Speaks
The frontrunner for People Magazine's Beautiful Person of the 21st century and 2013's sole inductee into the Camel Toe Hall of Fame,Joanna Rohrback, stopped prancing through the parks of Florida for a...
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